women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food
I think the worst part about being ugly is knowing it’s only downhill from here.
I knew it wasn’t too important, but it made me sad anyway.
— J.D. Salinger
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
